Perfect Behavior; a Guide for Ladies and Gentlemen in All Social Crises

Stewart, Donald Ogden

A GUIDE FOR LADIES AND GENTLEMEN IN ALL SOCIAL CRISES

<TB>Those who are not self-possessed obtrude and pain us.—EMERSON

A parody outline of etiquette by the Author of "A Parody Outline of History"

The perfect gentleman is he who never unintentionally causes pain.
<TB>—OLD PROVERB

TO THE BRIDEGROOM WHOSE WEDDING WAS RUINED
BECAUSE THE BRIDE CAME DOWN THE AISLE ON
THE RIGHT INSTEAD OF THE LEFT ARM OF HER FATHER

With Deepest Sympathy