Perfect Behavior; a Guide for Ladies and Gentlemen in All Social Crises

Name: Perfect Behavior; a Guide for Ladies and Gentlemen in All Social Crises - Perfect Behavior; a Guide for Ladies and Gentlemen in All Social Crises
Author: Donald Ogden Stewart

Stewart, Donald Ogden

A GUIDE FOR LADIES AND GENTLEMEN IN ALL SOCIAL CRISES

<TB>Those who are not self-possessed obtrude and pain us.—EMERSON

A parody outline of etiquette by the Author of "A Parody Outline of History"

The perfect gentleman is he who never unintentionally causes pain.
<TB>—OLD PROVERB

TO THE BRIDEGROOM WHOSE WEDDING WAS RUINED
BECAUSE THE BRIDE CAME DOWN THE AISLE ON
THE RIGHT INSTEAD OF THE LEFT ARM OF HER FATHER

With Deepest Sympathy

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Chicago: Donald Ogden Stewart, "Perfect Behavior; a Guide for Ladies and Gentlemen in All Social Crises," Perfect Behavior; a Guide for Ladies and Gentlemen in All Social Crises, trans. Paul, Eden, 1865-1944, and Paul, Cedar in Perfect Behavior; a Guide for Ladies and Gentlemen in All Social Crises Original Sources, accessed August 20, 2025, http://originalsources.com/Document.aspx?DocID=AXQVCQ2DRGBIZX4.

MLA: Stewart, Donald Ogden. "Perfect Behavior; a Guide for Ladies and Gentlemen in All Social Crises." Perfect Behavior; a Guide for Ladies and Gentlemen in All Social Crises, translted by Paul, Eden, 1865-1944, and Paul, Cedar, in Perfect Behavior; a Guide for Ladies and Gentlemen in All Social Crises, Original Sources. 20 Aug. 2025. http://originalsources.com/Document.aspx?DocID=AXQVCQ2DRGBIZX4.

Harvard: Stewart, DO, 'Perfect Behavior; a Guide for Ladies and Gentlemen in All Social Crises' in Perfect Behavior; a Guide for Ladies and Gentlemen in All Social Crises, trans. . cited in , Perfect Behavior; a Guide for Ladies and Gentlemen in All Social Crises. Original Sources, retrieved 20 August 2025, from http://originalsources.com/Document.aspx?DocID=AXQVCQ2DRGBIZX4.